My Melbourne Identity.

It was merely months ago that I started talking up my big Australian adventure. I was sure that I’d arrive and all of the sudden the sunny skies of Oz would shine down upon my magical new life, sparkling pixie dust behind my every step.
If you’re wondering why I haven’t blogged about my trip so far, it’s because that picture in my head has been shattered by the rude awakening of arriving in a foreign country and trying to assemble some sort of normalcy. Since arriving on Saturday, I would say I’ve spent 87% of my time sleeping and the other 13% roaming up and down the aisles of the grocery store trying to find somewhat recognizable food. On both accounts, I’ve mostly failed.
So instead of getting my undies in a bunch, today I decided to start faking my fabulous life. And boy was it fabulous. I started my day with a quick (a lot of emphasis on the quick) trip to the stunning gym in my building. (Did I mention for the first month of my stay I get to live in a swanky one bedroom apartment along the river?) Then I ventured out to explore the suburbs surrounding the city center to determine where I should live. This involved me getting to know the tram system intimately. I figured if I could manage the subway in NYC, a little dinky tram couldn’t intimidate me.
I took the 95 to the 112 to the 59, back down the 97 and I did it all with my nose glued to my transportation map kindly given to me by the lady at the Melbourne Visitor Center.
Yes, I’m a tourist. And proud of it.
When it came time for lunch, I decided to eat along the river at an upscale looking food court because I hate eating by myself. All was going fine until it came time for me to leave. Somehow I managed to toss the entire tray in the bin, instead of just emptying my trash. I then decided to shove the arm of my off-white coat into the trash can to retrieve it. Don’t worry, I played it casual. Real casual.
Needless to say, my cool factor is increasing by the day. Tomorrow I might don a fanny pack during my wanderings. And to think I was worried about making friends. Silly me.